Parody Jeopardy

September 19, 2016

Vocabulary by Padmini Arhant

Imitation – Desperate Act of Self-Incrimination. Monkey see, monkey do even though monkey can never be anything else other than perhaps a rhesus monkey and Petty Chimpanzee (PC).

Cheap Operative – Pavlovian response to a bait crawling on the floor for juicy bone.

Dry Ice – Hard on outside and tasteless otherwise.

Washout – Crony in a diaper jettisoned from real entertainment arena.

Cactus – Thorny sapling shaped like a flip-flop.

Wanton – Misfortune cookie.

Escort – Egregious, Scallywag, Contrived, Obtuse, Rhinoceros, Twisted.

Foul – Antonym to fragrance.

Shame – Non-existent in the hall of fame.

Doom – Choice of destiny.



By Padmini Arhant – Article listed under Entertainment Category on Home Page

Hi there!

How are you all doing? Did you enjoy the evening watching the awards and accolades presented to those performing the scripted role designed to be parody?

You know come to think of parody, it is the trend to deflect attention from reality.  Parody is mockery, satire, not limited to perversion, distortion and misrepresentation among many other synonyms related to this word.

In present time, I find many bizarre events happening. Among them, there is something that I can personally relate to and that being – my gender and religion not barring several characteristics about me concocted to be anything but me.

I am projected as a male not a female while simultaneously a transgender. My religion despite confirmed as a Hindu is certified Muslim. My physical features are not spared either. I am caricatured as big horizontally and small vertically in addition to disproportionality in so many dimensions with apparently blonde hair, lipstick applied in a manner to have exhausted cosmetic brand one month’s supply in one application.

Clothes not considered a requirement even though I am draped in a 5 ½ yards spree  the Indian garment or long tunic/top and pants with long scarf called salwar kameez – the traditional Indian attire. This portrayal could be due to one eye on pyramid lacking 20/20 vision. It is bad enough in a pair with impaired visibility and a single tunneled vision could miss a lot of things regardless of bright colored clothing.

In a way the distortion of me and my personal appearance through parody made me wonder about their claim on unlimited potential in them to do anything.

First of all, let me clarify that I am positive about my gender being female for I am a mother and experienced childbirth twice. Unless I am a seahorse which I am not for I exist on land and not under water then the possibility of me being a male going through gestation could be taken into account.

That being the actuality,  their transformation of me from a female to male without having to go through any invasive and complex gender swap medical procedures simply done via parody and innuendoes preempt this question to them.

When you all have such incredible power to make me something that I am not in terms of my physical anatomy and physiological composition, then you should be able to make wonders in the world. Isn’t this fair suggestion?

Would you agree?

Beginning with the following tasks –  you should be able to tame terrorists from flesh eating cannibals to grass munching calves. 

Be rainmaker in drought affected parts of the world.

Solve the mystery behind missing MH370 Malaysian airline that vanished in thin air. Remember, the victims’ families were provided different versions at varying times on the disappearance of the commercial jet with passengers on board.

On the environment front, perhaps the satire kings and queens could modify extreme weather conditions to tolerable temperature after all parody is defined as an act to influence change.

How about make politics depart from empty promises and sloganeering to delivery and substance? Similarly have political members and celebrities surrender wealth held offshore.

Last but not the least why not substitute parody with real comedy sparing entertainment from devious strategy?

Parody is nothing more than a political tool to sneer at the intended target as I have explained above about my profile taken for granted and disfigured to suit convenience resulting in self-deprecation for performers and producers alike much to own disappointment.

I will be back soon with much more on many different issues controversial and congenial.  Otherwise the speculation starts through none other than parody with obituary for me ignoring my living and breathing existence.


Thank you.

Padmini Arhant















Rhapsody on Parody Part II

August 10, 2016

By Padmini Arhant

In my earlier segment I briefed on Parody.

The resistance to change to status quo is experimented with viral attacks on the public medium using all outlets at their disposal like movie, television and talk shows…anything and everything in print, visual and audio media through parody resulting in self-caricature.

The political theater is run at taxpayers’ expense with political opportunists wasting citizens’ money on theatrical charade.

Those who indulge in indignation of others in disagreement to any constructive proposals are obstructionists to progress. The operatives involved in different capacity are instrumental in this process. The inability to deal with reality arouse irrational thoughts and insipid performance from them.

Additionally, the customary tactics are also deployed with blatant threats such as reference to second amendment in the United States Bill of Rights once again revealing the real intent to keep constitution and the Bill of Rights as play book subverting the code and purpose.

There could be no denying that politics is dirty, ugly and downright brutal exemplified long ago going back to Roman days by Brutus and hence the term brutal in vernacular. The political players preach and practice violence. Corruption is the acceptable culture fostering criminality with no accountability.

Politics is the art of deception in superficial setting with courtesy and pleasantry displayed to beguile audience besides promises to move voters to the polls and the rest is history.

The saboteurs of change maintain the tradition to disparage and demonize entity committed towards development and peaceful existence benefitting all not the selective few represented in the establishment.

The trend is assassination and elimination of peace makers and peaceful resolutions to world problems.  War and mechanisms facilitating warfare such as terrorism in the present time is the preference among these forces unwilling to relent to peace and freedom.

These anti-humanity and anti-environment crusaders exist only for now sparing no thoughts about future. They believe in arming the world notwithstanding nuclear proliferation amongst key nuclear powers amid saber rattling on territorial disputes to establish supremacy.

The world has never been more dangerous than before with free access to weapons that includes nuclear components attributed to irresponsible politics and failed policy in the hope of end justifying the means that describes the prevalent mindset.

Money and ammunitions in human possession has weakened them undermining basic elements and values contrary to the belief that wealth and weapons means empowerment. Despite nuclear status and massive control on lives and livelihoods, they are insecure and fearful.

The hunger for power is intensified with fraudulent practice evident in elections that legitimize illegitimacy and unscrupulousness leading the way.

Could there be dawn to dispel darkness?

Never a time anything destructive could prolong with repeat failures and fractured system.

Thank you.

Padmini Arhant










Rhapsody – Parody

August 10, 2016


By Padmini Arahnt

Hi Everyone!

Hope all is well!

Today I want to shed light on parody.  I’m not sure if you have noticed the trend in parody targeting anything that is sensible, responsible and sane to say the least characterized as crazy talk.  

What does parody mean? – mockery, caricature, spoof, satire, misrepresentation and perversion…among many synonyms intended to reverse the targeted entity’s action, manner and anything about them that are considered a threat to those resisting any change to status quo no matter how demonstrably destructive the conditions are only favoring the resistance brigades’ self-interest.

Accordingly, you witness the wannabees performing the act for those hiring them to do regardless of these paid performers indulgence in self-deprecation. This goes to prove the power of money and greed inhibiting reasoning faculty not to mention their diminutive character on surface.

The clown act by these desperate attention seekers is nothing more than a distraction from the revelations about them and those paying them to keep the smoke screen intact.

Perhaps these puppets leaping from Indian film industry to American movie  and television medium imply in their performance – Monkey see, Monkey do.

I already know the reaction on the idiom with reference to a monkey.

Hey! Relax.  I have not said anything out of context. I have only linked them to Homosapien’s ancestry.

As for plagiarism, piracy and copyright violations that are the current norm, I say to them – piggybacking on others is resignation to self-ineptness and idiosyncrasy.

I will be back soon more on this and other topics for mass awakening to reality.

Thank you.

Padmini Arhant


Indian Political Corruption And Scams Parody

November 18, 2014

From:  Padmini Arhant

Dear Citizens,

Welcome to the parody on Indian Political Corruption and Scams as well as identity theft.

For international visitors, English translation is provided below.

Thank you for your interest.

Padmini Arhant


By Author, Actor and Presenter – Padmini Arhant



Q.      What is your name?

A.       My name is Munnibhai Patel.

Q.      Are you from the economic sector?

A.       I have large business.

Q.     Are you an industrialist?

A.     What are you saying? When I manage  economy, politics, security and society, you are being disrespectful by classifying my designation      as  an industrialist.

Q.     Could you please clarify?

A.     Yes. I am India’s Prime Minister. I am Narinder Damodar Modi.

Q.    But you introduced yourself as Munnibhai Patel in the beginning!   Now, suddenly how come you are Narinder Modi?

A.    I have become Narinder Modi just like Narinder Modi is presented as Almighty God Shiva overnight.  Moreover Narinder Modi is being assigned identity paradoxical to his individual trait besides attributing specific entity’s good work and ideas as his and not to mention such unethical practice regarded ethical in society. 

Q.  All right. Assuming you  as the Prime Minister of India, Narinder Modi, could I ask you  few questions.

A.  Certainly. You may ask questions. As  Prime Minister it is my responsibility to clarify doubts and dispel fears about anything.

Q.  My first question is – How would you resolve religion related social unrest i.e. communal violence in society?

A.  You see. Godhra incident is well known not only in India but worldwide.  You can assess from that event how we deal with these issues.

Q.  There were many casualties during Godhra violence. Subsequently continuous riots happened.  What is your view in this context?

A.  In politics, everyone has their own style and strategy. My tactic…

Q.  You mean your formula?

A.  Yes. Something like that and you know  I communicate and  deliver speech only in Hindi.  I don’t know English translation.

      In Godhra, rather than dousing  fire, I instigated violence.  Try to understand that those who are in a position of authority has every right to use, I mean misuse power.  This is a prerogative that comes with power in politics.  How can anyone seize this privilege?

      Furthermore on Godhra, I would say that inflaming the ignited spark was not considered a crime. I agree that many people died in the outcome    They are the unfortunate ones who had to prematurely depart from this world.  How could anyone hold me or my administration responsible?

     In fact in government – leaderships and key political figures are absolved of crimes ranging from murder, violence and embezzlement.  This is concession to them and depicts political reality.  Why would I ever dissolve this norm?

Q.  My second question is – What is your view on black money, tax evasion and corruption and your administration plan regarding this problem?

A.  You see in after thought on all these issues – I have decided that in politics there are no rivals for they are all one of us. Let me also add that there is no such thing as opposition in politics.  Whatever is being demonstrated is to appease the public.   Otherwise unity within political establishment is quite deep and strong. 

       We defend each other and look out for one another especially in criminal activities whether they are a big or a small fish – being the Prime Minister safeguarding them is my prime duty and I am committed in that respect.

Q.  Are you not concerned about these three issues causing national revenue loss notwithstanding the destruction of billion lives as a result.

A.  This could be a problem for well-wisher like you. When did I tell you that I consider these issues are a problem?

      The rich getting richer through bribery, black money hoarding and using nefarious means as golden opportunity to accumulate wealth is not a crime.  Agreed that the average citizens are forced to bear the burden and so what if they have to do so?    

     When average citizens are the majority among the population, why should the wealthiest experience any difficulty?

Q.  Do you mean that corruption being detrimental to the nation alongside creating economic disparity makes no difference?

Remark: Your trajectory reflects your consistent support to the affluent class since you were the chief minister of Gujarat.  This is also evident in your approval of privatization of public land allowing many industrialists to acquire prime ownership in that state.

Q.  My third and final question is – United States and hegemony exerting false authority i.e. supremacy across the globe – your close relationship with them is revealed.  Not long ago United States State department declined even visitor visa to you and now what brings about this transformation?

A.  This is all a matter of time.  Today I am not their rival because I am their representative.  I am in agreement with them on every issue.  I am impressed with their policy and global dominance and extend complete cooperation to them.  This is how you achieve power, fame and fortune.  Committing sins and complicit with sinners leads to political status quo.

Conclusion:  All right Munnibhai Patel alias fake Prime Minister Narinder Damodar Modi – Thank you for  your answers to my questions.


Padmini Arhant